I’ve never really been one to read app reviews.

Like Never.

I just download it.

But when my Galaxy S3 informed me that a Push Service update was ready, I decided to find out first what it was. Looking over the reviews was probably the best decision I’ve made in a long time. I literally laughed until I cried on some of them.

Apparently, upon downloading this update, Samsung users have been healed, learned to fly, joined Jedi training and a slew of other adventures. And it’s not just a few.

Hundreds.

Thousands.

I’ve compiled my list of favorites:

There were some not-so-good testimonials though…

So, after reading these, I decided that I should leave my own. Tell the world how my life was changed after this app updated itself. I was just glad the good luck was still being dished out!

Needless to say, I’ve been spending an unhealthy amount of time reading over these reviews that have nothing to do with the literal functionality of this app. But, I only think that is because this app actually has no purpose. Which just make these all the more better.

Sarcasm is life.

Could Samsung change your life next?

Check it out: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sec.spp.push&feature=nav_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDMsImNvbS5zZWMuc3BwLnB1c2giXQ..